The Best Cannabis Strains and Products for Your Zodiac Sign 11 Jul, 2019
The Best Cannabis Strains and Products for Your Zodiac Sign
“As above; so below.” It’s a popular saying among modern spiritual seekers.
The idea is that everything in our universe follows the same pattern and laws, whether it’s the atoms in a rock, the cells in your body, or swirling galaxies.
That’s the premise behind astrology.
Each of the zodiac signs and planets represent different functions and facets of the human soul. If you know your birth sign, and more specifically, your birth chart, you’ll have a pretty good idea of how your individual personality works, what drives you, etc.
Sound a little too woo-woo for you? If so, fair enough. But we’ve gotta admit, whether you buy into astrology or not, it’s still pretty fun to look up your sign and see if any of it rings true!
And since different kinds of people are drawn to different strains and products, using your Zodiac sign seems like it could be a great way to find a product that’s right for you.
So whether you are a believer in astrology, or you’re a skeptic that’s curious about learning more, check out this list of the best cannabis strains and products for your zodiac sign!
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Ares is the go-getter. The trailblazer. The warrior and the pioneer. They’re all about forging their own path, going their own way. If you want to come along for the ride, great. If not, try not to choke on the trail of dust they leave behind. Go ahead, Aries! You do you!
Because they tend to be high-energy and rambunctious, they’ll do well with a strain that celebrates that fiery spirit but calms them down a little bit so they don’t burn out.
So for Aries, we recommend a true classic: Blue Dream. It’s a sativa-dominant hybrid that invigorates the mind while gently calming the body.
Taurus (April 20 – May 21)
Taurus enjoys the finer things in life: food, clothing, and comfort. Sensuality is pretty high up on their list too.
Fun fact: the first day of Taurus is 4/20, the official holiday of cannabis. So it makes sense that Taurus would enjoy a good smoke followed by munchie-driven feasting.
We recommend Fruitcake because of its super-relaxing yet invigorating body effects. This strain really helps you feel grounded in the earth, which is where Taurus feels most at home.
Gemini (May 22 – June 20)
Geminis love a good conversation. Or two. Or three. Or four. They’ve got lots of energy, and they’re extremely cerebral. It’s not surprising to see them fly from one activity to another with very little rest in between.
For these social butterflies, we recommend White Widow, which kind of functions as a supportive friend. It’ll help Gemini feel euphoric, inspired, creative, relaxed, and perhaps more talkative, which might be a good thing, especially if they’re around other Geminis!
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Cancer is all about the home and family. Being around the people they love provides them with a wellspring of nourishment. They also love to feed others.
On the flip side, Cancers can also be very protective of others and themselves. As long as you’re a decent, trusting person, you’ll get invited into Cancer’s inner circle of family of friends.
For Cancers who love making their own edibles, we recommend products like cannabutter, cannabis oil, and Blue Agave Tincture, which can be used for all sorts of cooking and baking purposes.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
Leo is the life of the party. Proud, boisterous, generous, and dramatic, they like to think of themselves as royalty, and they prefer to be treated that way. Whether or not they’d actually admit that fact depends on the individual Leo.
If Leo wants to accentuate that fiery aspect of their personality, they should try Jack Herer, another classic strain that provides epic levels of fuel to one’s creativity and energy levels. Just be mindful of your surroundings, Leo. We all love the sun, but try not to burn TOO hot!
Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
Virgo is the sign of the servant and the perfectionist. They can be pretty meticulous about their cannabis stash, making sure all of their different strains are organized, separated, and appropriate labeled. They’re ultimate goal is mastery, so if you encounter a Virgo cannabis user, don’t be suprised if they’re a bona fide cannasseur!
They also might be extra precise about their cannabis dosing. If that’s the case, edible chocolate products, like Dixie or Evergreen Organix, allow them to easily divide their servings so that they have more control over how intoxicated they get.
We also recommend Dixie’s Synergy Milk Chocolate Bar or similar 1:1 CBD:THC edibles to keep Virgo’s analytical mode from going into overdrive.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
Libra strives for balance, particularly when it comes to relationships. Being with groups, friends, and romantic partners is very important to them. They’re more likely to want to smoke in a social or one-on-one setting than by themselves.
Libras are also incredible artists and have a keen eye for fashion, always looking to find the perfect balance of symmetry in their work and outer wear.
For the sign that loves balance, Sour Banana Sherbet is a 50/50 hybrid that delivers an even balance of head and body effects. That’ll help fabulous Libra feel even more like themselves!
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
Scorpio is considered the most enigmatic sign in the zodiac. They are mesmerizing, strong-willed, and very sensitive – although they’re masters of hiding their emotions.
Scorpio is also the sign of extremes. There’s no such thing as sticking your pinky toe in the pool and wading in slowly. If they’re going to do something, they’re going all in, or they won’t do it at all. Maybe that’s why they enjoy sex so much!
They won’t smoke with just anyone – just the people they like and/or want to fool around with. With that in mind, we suggest Wedding Pie #6, a fairly stimulating aphrodisiac strain that can help Scorpio get in the mood for love.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
Sagittarius is the adventurer, the traveler, the student, and philosopher. They’re all about expanding their horizons and seeking the deep meaning of life. And when they want something, they focus on it, take careful aim, and let that arrow fly.
For this reason, Sagittarius has a restless side too. They don’t like to stay in one place – physically or intellectually — for too long. When you smoke with them, be prepared for some deep, heavy, philosophical conversations about life, the universe, and everything.
Durban Poison is our pick for Sagittarius. This powerful sativa will send you on a euphoric romp into the frontiers of your mind, then settle your body down into a place of tranquility so you can contemplate all that you’ve explored and discovered.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 21)
Capricorns want to get stuff done, plain and simple. They’re ambitious and extremely practical, never wavering from their ultimate goal. Watch the video below of these goats climbing up the side of this near-vertical dam, and you’ll have a good sense of how Capricorns operate!
You gotta admire that determination and grit. And since we want to help Capricorn keep doing what they’re doing, we recommend an indica strain to help them decompress because let’s face it: everyone needs to recharge their batteries – even you, Capricorn!
So try Black Afghan, which ranks as one of our heaviest indicas. If your mind is thundering along, making plans and lists and setting goals, this strain will bring you down to bed-and-couch level, helping you get enough rest so that you can live to fight another day.
Aquarius (January 22 to February 20)
Visionary. Eccentric. Rebel. Most likely a lover of psychedelics.
Aquarius is the classic out-of-the-box thinker. They love to dream up new plans and possibilities, pushing the envelope in everything they do, especially after a decent-sized bong rip.
As for what kind of flower to put in that bong? Let’s go with Tahoe Alien. This otherworldly hybrid feels like it’s blasting you into outer space, where all kinds of extra-terrestial life is hanging out.
Once you get that massive dose of inspiration, Tahoe Alien brings you back down a bit so that you can start making your first schematics!
Pisces (February 21 to March 20)
Pisces sometimes live in a dream world where they don’t have much use for things like clocks or to-do lists.
They’re more interested removing all boundaries and restrictions so that they can float freely and openly in the great cosmic ocean of life.
To put it simply, they like to go with the flow. They tend to be deeply spiritual and philosophical, and their smoking habits will definitely reflect that.
Cookie Face is a deeply relaxing indica strain with two phases: the calm-me down and the pick-me up. So while the first phase will compliment Pisces’s nature and help them relax even more, the second phase will keep them fairly alert so that can still be present in the physical dimension.
And that does it for our list of best cannabis strains and products for your zodiac sign!
If you’re interested in trying these products, or you have something else in mind, come visit us at any of our three locations — Las Vegas Strip, Tropicana West, and Henderson — and let our dispensary consultants help you find the best strain for your zodiac personality!